Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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