We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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