once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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