Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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