are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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