we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
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do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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