That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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