no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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