U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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