bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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