I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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