i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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