People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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