I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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