Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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