Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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