god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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