And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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