I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
