Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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