Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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