AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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