what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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