there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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