I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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