this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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