somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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