White coat. Heels.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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If u could sum last night up in one word?
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