so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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