i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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