he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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