know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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