You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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