Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
is it fun? or sober?
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