Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think my moral compass just broke
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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