No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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