the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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