I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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