You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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