My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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