I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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