we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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