you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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