I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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