i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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