jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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