erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends