You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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