You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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