Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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