so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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