Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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