Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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