Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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