Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
