problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
bring money and cleavage
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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