Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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